¿Condiciones de vida aceptables? ¡AFUERA!

¡Afuera!

We’re using general relativity to calculate sattelite orbits - fuck your point of sale system if our sattelites come crashing down we’re gonna have much bigger problems lol.

Trans terrorists have created estrogen tunnels under my bed

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Ecofascist - Right wing.

Fusion kitchen - Left.

EEeedward

And the rats are all high on crack, they are dancing their little rat dance and I’m sitting in my chair wondrous to their theatre with their little rat feet. But when they saw the cat they ran away into their little rat hole and started screaming, and kept screaming for like three days straight! This is no small feat for a little rat, believe me. Have you tried screaming all day? It’s exhausting I tell you. Happened to me once when had ingested a drink with sulfites in it on accident. I felt an overwhelming sense of impending doom. It’s the sulfites and highly processed foods I tell you! Ever since me and my wife started our carnivore diet our moods cleared up and my benzos addiction resolved —even the rats have stopped screaming! Anyways these radical cultural marxists are trying to force us to use certain terms, so called gender pronouns to address them. This sort of compelled speech is literally 1984…

Honestly, I can only tolerate Jordan Peterson’s sophistry equipped with a proper blunt, too.

Factual - Left.

Don’t talk to the police. Ever. There is literally no benefit to you, even if you’re completely innocent, only tell the truth without having a single slip up due to nerves, the policemen do not mix anything up about the questions and you can present an alibi for proving your innocence. There are no circumstances under which talking to the police can help you in any meaningful way. There are however multiple ways in which a completely innocent person can maneouver themselves into deep shit by talking to the police. So, as the video puts it, shut the fuck up!

This is giving me hope that I might actually be fine and succeed in interviews lol. On the other hand maaan I really don’t wanna maintain code written by AI-andys…

Not to be doomer but I think at our current pace the west might skip right to fascism part before the climate catastrophe kicks in full force over here 😔