Fuck Nintendo.

*tesla coil sounds

I’d like to make a device that immediately electrocutes anyone using the word “empowerment” or “empowers”. The global IQ would climb sharply and the oligarchy would decline in about a week.

You’d fit squarely as the village idiot in a 1984 sub plot.

"“615 SC for a primary weapon is straight-up ridiculous,” wrote user Goopmaster_ in a top-upvoted post on the Helldivers subreddit. “”

This is what passes for news today… Holy shit.