Aw don’t be so hard on yourselves. You’re probably a perfectly usual level of repulsive, and that cat is practically always startled by something or other.

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

Satan: Awww!

Of all the ways to get 30 billion dollars, this would probably be the least emotionally disturbing choice.

Finally the trans agenda revealed

Got a lawn mower and a bass guitar. Seriously they do everything.