Haha I have at one point.

Is there a NOAA weather radio broadcast online? That might be even more low-fi.

Was it r/selfawarewolves or “so close” or something like that?

Captain Covid has a nice ring to it

Grand theft equine

I assumed Florida even after I read Chicago

The world is not enough, James Bond. And her name was Christmas Jones so that Bond could make a joke about Christmas coming more than once a year.