Rhynoplaz

Some people just suck, and it’s because of those people that we can’t have nice things.

Fun thought, but no. I’m an old white guy and they aren’t sending me a million dollars, so I’m not sure what your plan is to get that money in the first place.

I’m sure he would if he sold anything that could be pirated.

I have a secret for you.

Whenever you let out one of those little laughs in public, EVERYONE in earshot is wondering if you were laughing at them and is subtly checking if it was them or someone else worth laughing at.

In those moments, your the last thing on people’s minds.