Malgas

I haven’t actually gotten around to trying it yet, but Alton Brown made a video recently where he rolled his own pancake mix. It looked good.

I have no idea who either of us is talking about.

But I use I/me pronouns for myself. That’ll get confusing real quick.

You aren’t your dogs mistress

I’ll grant that it sounds a bit archaic, but “mistress” is technically correct there.

But yes, agreed that “master” can be used in a gender-neutral way.

Based on the trajectories in ominous/vivid, those coconuts aren’t just falling, they’ve been hurled.

Like a tropical version of the apple trees from Wizard of Oz.

Which is ironic, because while the modern French word was borrowed from English, the English word is from Old French.

2nd place is a fantastic drawing of a frog.

1st place is an absolutely spot-on FROGGO.

When entering a contest, it’s important to understand the judging criteria.

One of the oldest known jokes is from ancient Sumeria, and nobody understands it:

A dog walked into a tavern and said “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.”

This feels like an exercise in Goodhart’s Law: Any measure that becomes a target ceases to be a useful measure.

Draw me like one of your bog girls.

Are we sure it’s not about a particularly belligerent donkey?