EleventhHour

Yeah: an idiot

“As a straight member of a gay band, I totally didn’t get the point of the gay song I wrote for my gay band”

The more passive aggressive statements you make like this, it just confirms how miserable and desperate you are. Not just for me, but for everyone here.

Whatever you have to tell yourself so you can sleep at night….

Of course you would label yourself “main character”.

Just remember: every time you post your comments on lemmy, everyone knows exactly how desperate and pathetic the attempt for affection is.

I can’t think of a worse fate than being you. I do, however, enjoy watching you constantly display how miserable you are.

For what? Pointing out your failings? The fact that you have no friends?

Because other than passive-aggressive trolling, I can’t really see why anyone would behave that way.

Many people here think you are a paid troll, but I’m pretty sure that you’re lonely enough to do this for free because you mistake an entire online community’s hate towards you as some sort of affection. That’s why you call everyone Who insults you “friend.”

Oh, how cute. You’re trying to be passive aggressive to make yourself feel better.

Nobody is your friend.

How sad

It has been my observation that those who passive-aggressively referred to people as “friend” typically don’t have any of their own.

I’m not your friend.

Too bad the Summer Olympics are over, or you’d get gold in mental gymnastics.

Cute evasion, but nobody’s buying it.

And admitting you’re a troll and that the only reason you post or comment here is to troll is also pretty telling.

If you didn’t care, you would not have made this post (or the hundreds like it), nor would you have commented on it with your edgelord response.

Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s vulnerable to a short-range EMP burst. Just make sure to leave your phone and smartwatch at home.

Local municipalities only have so much in their budgets for this crap, and these things are very expensive. If enough of them fail/are destroyed/go missing forever… well, the local budget won’t be able to keep replacing them indefinitely…

Who knew that Americans were so protective of their childless cat lady community. I feel so loved!