Well, I figured out within a day or two that face down ass up was not the optimal showering experience. It’s a steep learning curve, I guess…

I don’t know how it works for most folks, but as soon as my butt is fully immersed water starts shooting out of my ears just like those peeing angel statues, so yes, there’s necessary seepage. That’s why I just take showers.

Oh my, did we go and pollute all the world with forever chemicals? Whoopsie! Here’s about 30 seconds of profit, now you run along, and keep drinkin up on that PFAS, now ya hear…

The F-35 according to Crunk: Despite its cutting-edge technology, including stealth capabilities and multirole functionality, the F-35 continues to struggle with operational issues, like staying in the air, landing, and not exploding…