Elon “Pedo Guy” Musk was found not guilty when his defence boiled down to “Musk says he would not be insulted if the epithet ‘Pedo Guy’ was used to describe Musk and his island hopping extravagant lifestyle”

The caveat at the bottom is telling. It strikes me that this incarcerated men knew they had to caveat the donation or it would get spent on SUV maintenance or something.

I have found that if I hug the kerb, the overtakers driver side wheel barely kisses the centre white line. If I get in the middle of the lane, they generally wait until it’s safe to pass and then get both sets of wheels over the line. Added bonus of some room between me and the kerb if I need to take evasive action.

Richard Branson is on a big AstroTurf PR tabloid inch buying jaunt following several recent exposé on apparent similarities between Branson and Jeffrey Epstein. This might be why he keeps emerging from his nonsense island to do photoshoots and hunt virgins enemies (like Eurostar)

One of the three hit a fire hydrant and a tree before the battery ignited. The flaming prison cell on three wheels is not the expected behaviour following a minor road traffic accident either: “In this total nightmare scenario, the doors would not open, and the driver couldn’t break the Cybertruck’s “armored” windows from inside”

Video: https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/9/7/robots-protest-in-poland-over-ai-regulation-concerns

Rickyism 101: “supply and command… you need supply, I command you not to”

They are very common in the UK - flexible bollards are widespread here to prevent damage to vehicles after the inevitable collisions. Using them to separate cars from bike lanes is also common - and says the quiet part out loud: https://startsafety.uk/collections/flexible-bollards

Very good point. We may as well have that beer instead of the occasional sugary drink. Similar carb count to tax ratio.