Aerosol3215

I generally agree that the world would be a better place without them but there are cases of genius advertisers. The KFC team on Twitter, for example, who followed only 11 other accounts, the 5 spice girls and 6 random dudes named herb.

Some asshole has been farting in my pants all day…

It’s mostly the noises… https://youtu.be/5aHQ1yQPwRo

The American system is great… If you have money. As far as “public health care”, it is utter trash.

Canadian here… I had a boss who was American. He would often talk about how the American system was so much better then the Canadian system. This upset me but luckily I could go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.

Oh, and we had a cat that would jump from my wife to me and back again in the middle of the night. Nothing quite like having a 20 pound cat drop onto you I’m the middle of a dead sleep.

4 dogs here. 2 little ones and 2 big ones. The biggest sleeps between my wife and I, sometimes even sleeps sideways, taking up most of the bed. The second biggest usually sleeps in the floor. The second smallest usually sleeps next to my legs on the outside of the bed. The smallest sleeps between our pillows.

It’s not uncommon for me to struggle to turn over in the middle of the night because I’m sandwiched into the bed.

Artisanal crap code.