I just have a heavily customised and themed KDE setup that I’ve been updating and bringing with me from machine to machine over the years, I’ve even set up all relevant dotfiles on a syncthing sync so any changes I make are reflected between my desktop and laptop

Unbalanced centrifuge, IRL a small tabletop one like the image will just be a really expensive mistake, but the worst case scenario can indeed be lethal. Here is a larger one exploding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IOL5iLwG8