How could you fuck up tits, wings, and beer?
To be fair, the last time I was there, the beer was cold and refreshing, the tits were adequately plump and on display, the waitress owning them was punctual and friendly, the order was accurate and the wings were pretty darn tasty.
But I’d much rather go to my local brewery or small restaurant down the street, support local and small business owners, and enjoy a smaller and cozier setting. There’s just so many other options, picking a chain like Hooters isn’t really something that happens often.
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If you want the Hooters experience, go to Twin Peaks. The guy who originally ran Hooters runs it.
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Time to go stroll around the Hooters parking lots to find a new babysitter =D
Why set the bar so low when you could be searching for your future ex-wife?
“Millennials killed Hooters, news at 11”
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Americans are running out of large breasts!
To be fair their chicken wings give you the shits and their cake is made of ketchup.