Listed in the yearbook as Horney, Gay. Poor girl.
“Ok, we’re gonna have to do something about this, polish it up a bit, so potential customers don’t snicker… what’s your full first name, honey?”
“Gaylorda.”Pretty sure the fine lady is married.
Love is blind and sometimes you don’t think things through.
DMV: Mama, I’m having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You’re gonna need to change the entered name on…
Gay Horney: But it is. Here… This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)
DMV employee’s reaction
spoiler
“So you were born Horney. Interesting.”
For real estate advice you can thrust
I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth
He went by Dick
True story
“Are you sure you don’t want to go by ‘Rich’ or ‘Richie’ instead?”
“Yeah, I’m sure.”
Same for this guy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett
His bumper stickers were a hot commodity at political events.
