In order to make sure they were wealthy enough, I’m sure he personally tested them one by one, challenging to send him a big donation in cryptocurrencies.

That’s what a committed President-slash-genius looks like!

Totally, and the deal’s going to happen in two weeks. Definitely two weeks.

Narrator: “he didn’t”

All Russias, I’m guessing

Hahahaha hahaha hahaha bro, they literally seized every digital channel you all are like “let’s go stand in the street to show people who many of us there are” that’ll fucking change things.

Hi yet your diapers have changed, cheeto.