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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Planned OB-solescence

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Planned OB-solescence

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    5 months ago

    Check your state laws before extracting the bloated battery. You never know post Roe v. Wade.

  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    Everybody gangsta till the phone gets pregante

    • Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip
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      Mucho Pregante!!

    • loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wait. How is babby formed?

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    Preganté!

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      Pregananant

    • October@lemmy.world
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      Gregnate

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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      Fegnit

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      Pregewatt

  • ramble81@lemmy.zip
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    Both are…. explosive situations.

  • s@piefed.world
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    What were they trying to order 17 of?

  • sinwell@infosec.pub
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    …and death rides with me!

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    Sending so many pics it fertilized the phone

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    Replying here with my 12

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