Summary
The Trump administration has ordered French companies with U.S. government contracts to comply with Trump’s executive order that bans diversity, equity and inclusion programs.
Companies received letters from the U.S. embassy in Paris with a compliance questionnaire to be completed within five days.
French Finance Minister Eric Lombard plans to address this with U.S. counterparts, stating “This practice reflects the values of the new U.S. government. They are not the same as ours.”
Like, how the fuck can you enforce that?
US Auditor: you have a DEI program?
CEO: non
US: what’s with all the woman, gays, and blacks?
CEO: they are jee most qualeefied
US: well…. Get more rich white men in here or we won’t be doing business.
CEO: zat sounds like affirmative action.
US: what?
Please forgive me trying to phonetically type a French accent, but again, this is some seriously dumb shit.
Nah bud, accent is chef’s kiss