SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前How many sexual partners have you had?message-squaremessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up152
arrow-up152message-squareHow many sexual partners have you had?SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前message-square96linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·4 个月前Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 个月前She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
minus-squarereader@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up23·4 个月前that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 个月前Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
minus-squarenetvor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 个月前 ten thousandth six hundred and forty third damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th. (my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
counting your mom?
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Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)