TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agodog rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1571file-text
arrow-up1571imagedog rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square49linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·1 month agoi want to be put into dog mode— but not… the loud agressive loudly barking “woof!!! woof!!! >:(” kind of dog, bzt more like the “arfarf :D” kind of ouppygirl type thing- where its more vibes and less “oh no im scared u will bite into my leg if i run too quickly making u think im a threat”…
minus-squareordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·1 month agoYou need Jesus to put you on a leash and help fulfill your desire
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agodunno if i would trust jesus with that… hes a stranger to me.
minus-squarealiceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoGood girl! Stranger=danger
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNgl, I literaly cannot comprehend this person.
minus-squareAzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-21 month agoNever thought of you in an[y] other dog mode 💖
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoive just made soooo many bad experiences with dogs… and also they r so large and scary and loud and fast and heavy and… scary living breathing things people keep as pets… sigh— i run for my bus a lot, u see?
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoyou’d be they type of dog that would lick burglars instead of biting them?
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago(i had to look up what a burglar is) ithink I would just look at them and see what they get for themselves <3 i would lick u tho
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoi would lick you back :p
minus-squareLucy [she/faer]@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoI’d totally be the “bites into your leg” kind of dog 😇
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoaaaaa why do u always show up when i say stuffs like this and steal the show? >o<
i want to be put into dog mode—
but not… the loud agressive loudly barking “woof!!! woof!!! >:(” kind of dog, bzt more like the “arfarf :D” kind of ouppygirl type thing-
where its more vibes and less “oh no im scared u will bite into my leg if i run too quickly making u think im a threat”…
You need Jesus
to put you on a leash and help fulfill your desire
dunno if i would trust jesus with that… hes a stranger to me.
Good girl! Stranger=danger
Ngl, I literaly cannot comprehend this person.
Never thought of you in an[y] other dog mode 💖
ive just made soooo many bad experiences with dogs… and also they r so large and scary and loud and fast and heavy and… scary living breathing things people keep as pets…
sigh— i run for my bus a lot, u see?
you’d be they type of dog that would lick burglars instead of biting them?
(i had to look up what a burglar is)
ithink I would just look at them and see what they get for themselves <3
i would lick u thoi would lick you back :p
I’d totally be the “bites into your leg” kind of dog 😇
Woof woof woof c:
aaaaa why do u always show up when i say stuffs like this and steal the show? >o<
I just like woofing c: