Dad stuck in support nightmare after teen lied about age on Discord
arstechnica.com
Data dump confirms dad's suspicions that Discord knew teen's age prior to hack.

In short, a kid made a Discord account at age 12, lied about her age and said she was 18. The kid at age 13 clicked a scam link claiming to be Discord support and lost access to her account. Scammer asked for parents bank account details which is how the dad became aware. Dad tried to report the issue to Discord, but had to go through an AI support bot that kept closing the ticket. Dad spoke with someone named “Molly” that was possibly a human and explained that his daughter’s account had a lot of underage friends tied to the account that could be at risk. “Molly” said they’d have to open a ticket from within the app, which they no longer had access to because his daughter never set up 2FA.

Discord didn’t actually do anything about this until Ars stepped in. After regaining access to the account the daughter found 2 friends fell for the scam. Discord later banned the account for violating the TOS when lying about her age and stated they would only restore the account if they shared a photo of the kid along with a copy of her birth certificate or passport. The father gave in and complied so she didn’t lose access to her friends.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    34·
    12 days ago

    I’d of told my kid they are SOL and to learn from their fuck up. Go make a new account kiddo, ask your friends for their discords when you go back to class.

        • Holytimes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          3·
          12 days ago

          People do ACTUALLY say I’d of in lots of regions of the US. That’s how you actually say the phrase.

          Welcome to English. If you think you know the rules some random group of 1000s of people will prove you wrong because they havent given a single fuck about what’s proper for a hundred years or so.

          Basically every physical possiable way to say the phrase is in use somewhere.

            • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              1·
              12 days ago

              Y̸̡̗̱̱̱̥̱͍͊̄̍̾̑͂̓̈́̾̀̑̍͠ȩ̴͈̖̣̃̓͒̊̎̕ą̷̢̛͓͖̱̼͓̣̻͊͂͊͋̿̋̋̕̕͝͝ͅs̴̩̙͆̋͌̏͗́͒̒̋͗̀̅͒͛͠!̶͓̦̱̇̏̔̄̐́͂̋͠͝,̵̰̞͓̟̬̺̩̠͔̱͓̇̀̍̑̈͐͝ͅ ̵̨̻͈̗̘͑́͘͘w̶͕͉̙͗̒́͒̎̕͜ẹ̶̺̠͈͉̣͖̲̺͔̈́́̏̆͐̋̕ ̴̡̢̮͉̦̲̥͔̼̖̀͋̇̊̀͋͐̕ȧ̵̡̡̜̻͕̠̫̱̩̉̓̈́̒͂̒̈́̅̈́͒̔̌̊̚ǵ̶̣͓̞̦̹̟̞͈͌͋͛̾r̴̼̤̙̳̈́͂͆͒͑́́͒͗̚͘ͅe̵̡̩̺͙̮̲͇̣̐́̌̓a̶̧̢̦͛̓̂̓͗̓s̵̡̢͙̳̘̹̬̣̳̹̲̍̿̐̑͋́͂͗̋̇̌̅̂̕̚e̷̢̡̧͇̖̤̱̘̖̮͕̜̞̍̒̎͜.̷̛͎̦̫̫̠̺̦͊̀͒̎͗̓̿̚̚̕͝ͅ ̵̪̮̆̒Á̶̛̫̌͆̈́͆͌͗͒̈́̌͘ẅ̴̝̩̫͖̦̲̟͔̞́̐̌̉̃͗̿̊̿͘l̴̪͓͕͈̟̘̭̰̣̗̙͐̈́͂̈́͜ͅ ̸̞͎͉̦̮̲̗̖͈̲͐͊͛͊c̶͉̫̳̜̚o̴̪̱̼̟̫̣͕̐̇̾̉̀͛́́͛͌͂̕͠m̵̨̨̦̝̗̱̮͕̩̼̙̠̦͑͂͑̍̑̉͌̌͘͜͝͝m̵̡͍͓̘̜͈͔̔͌̎́̄̈͊̅̂̔͑̅̇̚͠u̴̢̧̢̻͙͙̰͓͈̦̥̩̥̣͐̋̎̾̈́͌̿̎̑̃̋͝ͅn̸̛͉̊͑̂̀̈́i̷̧̡͕̹̫̺̬̗͎̠͍̹̦̦̾̏̀̂̅͌̂̒̑̐̔͝c̶̨̢̯̻̩̳̹̯͍̍́͂͋͛͊̓̏̈́͘ͅă̶͔̞̙̪̫̻t̶̛͈̯̦̥͉̼̜̲̹̘̣͆̿͑̅̂͆͐͑͂̋̍͛̚͝i̸̧̥̦̺͔̣̲͇͔̬̓̅̾̒̐͑̓͋͠͝o̷̧̼͇̻̙͉̝̭͍̤̹̠̜͓̿n̵̳͔̜̍͆́̂̋̆̚͠ś̵̲̥̃̍̂̂͊̏͌̇͝ ̶̟̺͇̋̏̔̃́̃f̵̖̜̦͓̱̜̹̩̅͜ǫ̷̩͖̓̍̓̌̇͝r̴̳͕͖̯̳̤̟̪̞̹̜̲̟̪͆̽̊̏͋̐̐̕͠m̵̢̡̹̤̻̥̣̋̀̓̇́́̀͘ṣ̵̨̨̹̙̻̗͉̭̜̪͆͐̈̓ ̴̟͈̻͕̜̖̪͂͌̾̋̒͋̇̽͂̊̍̿̍̕͝ͅć̶̛͖̦͔͔̬̙̰͓̠̹̻̣̮̌̏̂̂̔̓̍̆͜ơ̶͓͇̪̯̫̺̫͔̄͐̓̽̊̀̔̈́̃̕r̴̗͉̤̙̩̖̤͐͆͗̔̐̚r̸̡̜̔̒͌̇̅̓̓̓͑̈̉̂̏̕ȩ̷̰̯̹̦̼̰̫͚͎̮̺́̽̄́͝ç̴̨̻̠̭̝̳͈͖̞̘̠̈́̋̇̔̄̕̕͜t̶̖̝͉̋̿̽̍͂̂̾̔̓͐̇̈́̓̀ ̵̢͉̖̃̇̌̔̂͂̍̒̀̈͝ǫ̵̛̯͖̤͎̹̻̃̽͌̄̔̆̈́̇ų̶̢̡̨̲̺̱̺̫͍̦͎̲̮̇͐͑̔͘͝ͅȑ̸̨̜̰̩̮͚̱͉̙̠̫̜͊̂̈́̈̊̊̄̑̎͜͝͝ ̴̨̡͖̻̬̦̖̟̠͗̉̋͐́͛́͝ţ̶͇̬͇̖͔͜͠h̴̟͈̙͚̆̇́͊́͆̂̇̿͆e̶̪̲̝̘̰͉̋̔͆͛̈́́̐͌̽̏͗͑̇e̷̢̛̳͇͔͚̦̓̈́͛ ̴̤͐̍̒̌̿̋̆̈͐͛̽̚b̴͖͈͈͖͙̿̉̆͑ȩ̵̺̱̝̭͇̥̩̑̋̈́̃ȩ̸̺̱̮̹̗̘͉̙̿̾̓̋͋̈́ͅ.̵̘̦͉̠̿͑̍̽͐͛̃͌͆͑͒̍͘̚ ̷͉̹̬̱̟̮̰̹̃̈́́̂̅́̅͠ͅ

          • otp@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            1·
            9 days ago

            I don’t think they’re saying I’d of, but are instead saying “I’d’ve”.

            In written text, I don’t think it’s anything more than a spelling mistake. Call me back when respectable dictionaries have “of” listed as a verb, though! Haha

          • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
            0·
            12 days ago

            T̷̡̯̩͈̤̪͙̭͙̬̹̳͙̙̹̹̱̪͚̣͇͇̣̲̘̣̭͇͇̦̼͊̔͒͗͌̾͌͑́͑̄̔̔͋̔̋͐͆̈́͌͒̕͘͝͝h̵̢̠̬̭̤͕̣͔̫̻̯̙̳̬̗̼̬̥͓̱̖͚͇̗̙͍̝͎̺̮̪̫̯̝̳̘̑̾͋̋̀͝ͅe̸̢̡̧̢̩̥̟̣̺̖̫͚̰̭̮̙͗͗͆̌̒̅̈́̈͑̉̒͛̓̐̽͑̚͘͝ ̸̛̛̛͈̘͈̰̪̥̱̖̰͓̦̼͇͙͍̾̿͗̂̑͆̒͂̄̓͋̄͆̀̓͛͌̍̈́̔̈́͐͋̇̌͝m̴̨̡̼̙̬͔̺͈̻̞͙͕̭̹͚̳̻̳͍͈̝͙̞̟̹͔͚̘̤͉̭̜̟̻̫͙̤͈̭̝̭͈̦̈́̈̂̅̃͐̾͌̌̀̃̔̀̈̉̓̈́͛̉̊̇̆̇̽̀̾̌͊͒͌̈́̾̃̍͋̈́͒̈́̂̚̚̕̚͝͠ơ̶̱̲͔̻̩͇̋̇̈̾͂̾̑̂͊̾̊͑͛̌́͑̈́͛̌͂͐́̄̏͒̀͐̑̈̽̉̋̀̔̒̓͗̈́́̀̎̂͒̕͠͝͝͠ś̷̼͚͎̯͎͍̝̹͍͇̠̲͕̅͛̓̈̑̎̒̾͋̂͜ẗ̶̨̨̢̨̪͖̯̺̪̝͔̺̭͉̝͎̗̳̙̞͕͍͕̲̗̳̻̙̼̹̥̮̺͚͇̟̦͎̩̥̩͉̭̜̩͉̥͑̈́̐͋̓̉̔̈́͆̓̋͗̏̈̓͘̚̚̕̕͜͝ͅ ̴̨̧̢̡͉̰̱̙̝̪̮͓̟̮̩̯̤͎͕͕̗̼͔̯͔͈̬̟̣̖͎̥͎̩̦̥̜̠̠̲̼̣̬̘͐̄͜͜͜͜ͅm̵̢̧̢̥͚͖̲̝̩̳̖͕̺̘̻͈̺͉͇̦͓̰̞̜̎̐͊̐̔́̈́̏͑̿̇̏̋̏̃̓̊̏͛͘̕͘͝͝ͅͅe̷̛̛͚̮̺̲̬̞͙̪̳͙͇͓͇̯̗̩͖̙͇̬̖͍̩̩͎͎̭̟̲̱͎̱̪̥̥͗̋͛͋̉̓̑͌̓̽̽̿̒̐̏͘͝͠͠͝ͅr̵̢̠̥͊̀̀̽̍́̽͊̎́͌͊͂̍͗̒̾͑̀̐͌̓͂̈́̀̅̽̿̃̔̚̚̚̕͠͝͝c̸̡͚̟̦̼̠͖͎̜̠̠̠̣̪͙̰̰̮̞̪̺̲̱̹̟͓̭͈̜̪͎͇̲̭̰̘̜͒̓̆̈́͌̀̆̏͑̒̇̌̉̀̓͋̓̇͗͛̐̊͊͛͊̽́̒̈́̎̀̕̕͜͝͠͝į̸̡̨̧͓̫͎͍̣͔̜͖͍̥̱͕̫͚͍̘͔̮̤̻͚̣̮̬̮̻̥̹̪̠̠͚̝̜͒͋̒̈́͐̾̍͊̀̋͑̋̒̆͋̈̎͆͋̑͘̚͝͝ͅͅf̷̧̢̢̧̛̛̙͚̼̳̼̬͚̗̣̟̠̜̪͓̥̭̳̮͙̰̦̞͙̲͎͔̫̠͍̝̣́͂̏̈́̐͌̓̓̈́̓́͂̀̇̓̂̑̐̓̄̓̿͐͛͂̊̅̀͂̓́́̃̈̂̐̎̉͘̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝ͅũ̷̧̧̨̧̨͉͉̱̘̲͚͕̤͈̮̻̝̞̦̝̫̖͉̜̝̠̟̫̬̲̠̳̬̬̱̞̺̤̤̼̭͍̻̤͜l̴̢̨̢̹̘̪͎̖̪̟̪͇̰̗̱̽ 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̵̨̡̟̘̞̲̩̦̰̟̻̰̱̬̘͍̻̱͚̤͍̈̓̎̉͜ḯ̴͉͊̒̍̂̌̊́̌̏̾̊͋́̊̈̚͠͝͝n̸̢̡̡̡̢̡̥͇̞̰̝͍̦̠͈̺̪͙̖̩̝͇̯͈̳͖̭̻̮̤̠̤̼̜̘̤͔̞̪͕̪͙̩̉͌͜ͅą̸̛̲̙̲̦͓̮̠̲̮̰̲̺̞̻͒̍̒̂̈́̈̒̄́͗̆̂̓̍̽̓̈́̋̐̇̾̍̔̌̉͒̇̅̈́̃̍̚͝ͅb̷̧̛̫̻͖͎̜͍̰͎͙̗̳͈͚͍͓͙̞̣̩͓̀̅̌̈̀̑͗́͛͗̍͒̈́͘͘̕͠͝ͅį̶̧̛̛͚̫̼̹̖̳̯̗̭̖̝͖͍̟̫̬͈̝̞͋͂̊͐̔̊̎̂͆́̎̿͛́̂̀͆͒͗͆́͑̉̈́̒̈́͒͛̈́̃̽̓̚͝ͅl̷̢̛̠̲̮̘̙̦̗͔̫̮̻̜̳̼͈͙̞̠̱͚̋̈́̀̂̊̆͂́̆͋̌̋͂̀͐̇̆͊͌̊̈́̉̕͘̚͜͜͜͠ĩ̵̹̮̝͇͔̣̹͍̼̪͕̬͇͓̬̦̘̦̥̗͍́̍́́̏̆̊̅̌͗͗͌̈́̇̂̍̒̿̌͊͛̒̇̅̐̔̈̔̄́͑͗͛́̂͂͐̂͑͘̕̚̚͝t̷̛̰̝͙͔͈͔͚̭̠͔̜͍̰̱̼̊̔̊͛̂́̈́̒͐͂̈́̏̓͛͑͒͛̿̈́͋͊̊̀͘̕͝ý̶̢̨͇͚͚͓͙̲̯̺̳̪̟͖̣̦̲̭̞̳̫̟͕͖̹͚̬̳̟̥͚͉͍̘̦̪͎͒͌̓͐̏̚̕͜ ̵̢̢̨̧̙͓̲͔̩͕̠̱̣͎͙̟͔̩͇̗͖͓̭͇͚̳̫̩͍̘͕̠̪͔̯͐̒͋̃͋̇͒̽̓̔́̇̐̂͗͒̚͜͠͝ͅǫ̴̡̡̨̛̝̖̙̗͇̥̹͔̱͇̱̳̝͔̼̪͓͍̟̖̤̣̝͇͉̝͙̲͍͍̱͚̘̭̪͉̖̼̈́́͒̽̓̇͐͌̀͑̋̌̈́͑͑͜͝͠ͅͅf̵̡̡̧̛̛̛̩̹̳̦̗͎̗͉̝̮͙͋͋̿̽̂̎̈́͗̀̅͐̓̽͑̑͆̌͒͋̄̈́̾̓̐̏̎̀̐̎̒͒̃͑͛͗̄̑́̚̕̕͘̕͠͠ ̵̧̛͚̤͙̺̫̥̟̲͕͙̖̮͌͐̍̐̊̌̄̀͛̂́͗̾̈́̐̀̈́̎̆͛̋̿́̈͛̇̓͛̅̈́̓͐̈́̐̿̄́̍͆̓̑̚̕͠͠ͅͅţ̵̢̡̢̨̡̺̠̖̜̳̱͕͔͚̞̣͎͚̪̗̦̞̙̜̳̘̩͇̱̩̣̜̱͚̝̱̳̺̹͖̈͐̏̄̋͗́͂̄̀͒̿̈́̚͜͜͝͝͠ͅh̷̢̨̡̛̛̛̛̗̳̝͙͙͔̜̮̭̖̥̗͈̝͇̻̻̰̫͓̠̪̻͖͚̲͇͕̻̣̖̩͈͇̍̀͆̈͑͗͒̀̀̓́͋̊̂͛̔͌͌͋̂̏̋̊̇̾̍̍̇̿̏̉̓̀́͒̿͜͜͝͠͠ȩ̴̢̢͔̪͉͇̦͖͈͍̱̞͕̠͓̙͔̹̠͇̯͙͇̭̮͉̣̗̬̤̱͙̓̐̏͐͑̒̀̍͊̓͐̊̈́̐̐́͠ͅ ̵̧̧̢̛̛̛̳̙̯̹̫̩͇͓̖̖̩̹̰͓͓̦͈̘͍̳̭̳̤̥͔̦̯̞̱͔̙̤̺̙̥̳͎̻̓̅͋̿͛͑̾̃̿̅̈́̄̂̇̀͒̾̔̀̓̔͆̾̈́̀̾̅̈̾̃̌̍͘̚̚̚͜͠͝͠͝ͅͅḩ̴̡̡̢̧̢͓̹̝̞̰͇̠̳̲̠͓̣̥͖͚͇͕͙͖̣̥̄͐̍̓̔̾͆͛̂̀͌͊̿̅̊͋́̿̋̀̇̂̉̇̇̀̇̃̚͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅư̴̛̞̳̰͚̞̺̼̰̫̤̫̫̪̙̫̱̳̲̬͖̘̤̦̦̻̥̥̱͚̜̬̞̹̇̈̎̈́̈̈̔͆͑̓͗̾̎̏̓̀̔̓̄̈́͗̋͋̐̑̈́͂̅͐͊̐̑̔̊̆̈́̉̂̑̒̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅm̵̢̢̢̖͎̱̫̟̰̖͖̯̯̂̄̀́̏̐̓̽̍̿̍̄̑̋̊̒̅̊̎̽̏͗̾̋̍̈́̈́̀́͐̅̉̋͘̕͘̚͝͝ạ̵̛̳̭̹͙̠͚̥̗̪͓̬̼̬̲͉͍͈̠́̎̄̀̾̇̄́͗̓͗̉̆̂͊̐̄͋̀͛͗̓̈́͑̃͂̈̋͝͠ͅń̵̨̡̮͚͎͈̳͔̻̫̜̬̟̜̀͒͠ ̶̛̳̪̇̓̍͛̒͂̃͂̾̈́̆̈̑̌͒̐̐̃̍̈́̀̏̎̈̑̀̏͑̇̃̚̚͝m̸̨̡̧̢̧̢̨̨̢̹̺̭̜̟͓͖͙̝̜̞̣͎̦̱͕̼̗̯̫̞͖͚̙͈̫̥̺̜͎̦̳̔̀̍̂̃͗̏̾̑̔̈̐́̊͋̉̽͂̓̌̌͋̔̈́̊̅̐͗̏͘͘͘͜͝͠ͅį̴̧̧̡̡̨̫̫̭̥͉̟̤̬̹̬̥̬̙̮̝̭̦̜̥͉̱̰͚͔̗̱̣̻̰̟͎̱̫̬̫̰̓̒̒̊̀͗̈́̌̆̎͒͐̏̍͒̆̀͆̀̋̓͑͆̚͝ͅṇ̷̨̧̞̳̣͔̦͔̖̣͔͎͔͇̩͎͇̀̔̿̃͐̈͛͛͛̌͂̈́͂͆̍̾̍̂̓̍̈̋͑́̽͋̈́͆̐͛͊͆̆̕̚͝ḑ̴̢̡̛͍̱͇͇̝̬̱͍͈͎̣͖͚̱̯̜͓̣̳̬̩͈͉̭͐̃͗͗͋̑̋̍̓͂̿̌͊̏̓͜͠ͅ ̴̨̨̢̛̺̮̠̹̮̪͖͔̫͓̇̌̓̃̓͆̋́̎͌͌̃̅̒̊̃́͆̇̈́͑̉́́͝t̵̡̢̧̗̜͓͈̙͚̞̻̜̥͎̺̥͖̲͇͔̱̗̠͚̥̲̦̟̯̫͒̆̀̊̋͘͠ͅờ̵̧̢̲̩̠͍̳̤͖̺̝͇̝͔͍̬͍̞͗̈͊̎́͒̈̎̅̀͗͂͆̔̔̉̽͊̅̀̑̾̓̃̄̔̏͂͋̎̽̽͌̚͜͜͠ ̸̡̨̛̬̜̜͉̼̱͎͕͇̟̬̖̥̪͖͍̼̗̳̰̗͖̰̮̬̫͍̦͍̻̘͍̦̱̯̱̼͎̖̝̒̄̏̓̄͂̓̔̆̑́̾͋̎͂̃̈́̏͗̄̒́̎͌̓͋̑͐̇͑̆͂͐͐̓̋͛̋̀̍̒͘̕̕͘͘͜͠͝c̶̛̖̯̝̯̹̗͈̉̑̈́̉̇̇̐̋̄̃͐̈́̈́́̿̎͐̚̚͘͠͝͝o̸̧̢̡̗̖̥̦̦̳̟͙̳̞͖͇̫̹̯͙͖̥͍̣͔͎̣̻͚̽́̓͊͑̓̅̄̒̓̍̚͠͝͝ŗ̸̢̨͓͍̣̞̺͓̖̦͓̱̗̪̙̘̥̮̙͉̜̮̱̩͔̳̗͕̼̞̘͚͙̯̟̳̣̹̪̰̥͆́̋͐̀̏́̀͒r̸̛̺͇̘̯̮̝̟͚͚̳̼̜̞̯̟̗͇̟̎̈́̾̐̈͌̊͑̀̔̀͂͆͑͑̄̃̀͐͗̈͌̓͗̅́̇̂͊̎̿͋͗̆̆̊͒̀͘͝͝͝ẻ̴̡̧̧̨̙̞͓̜͈͔̞̰͚̱̗̲̬̺̠͓͖̭͍̫̘͔̲̦̪̞̘̣̗̞͋͐͋͑̊̾̀́̚͜͜l̴̢̖̗͖̖̟̞͍̺͓̞̰̖͔̓̏̋͛̓̔̏̎̍̈̆͠͝ã̶̢̧̨̧̡̢̛̼̙̰̯̙̞̯̜̟͈͇̫̲͈̹͍̌̾͂́́̔̾̍͂̈́͊́̎̓͋̽̅̂̉̆͐̈́͛̌̀͛͂̈́̈́͘̕̕͠͠t̷̢̛̛̛̫͉̣̬̝̝͓̞̟̘͊̀̉̌̿̉̾̏̏̀̽̃͌̇͛͑̆̔͛͒̌͋͋̀͂̃̓̊̈́͌͐̌̈́͊̂̏̿̍̂̋̀̆̏̆͝ë̷̢͍͖̬̜̞́́̎̒͗̅̓̿̾͐͑̔̎́̈́̋̌̈́͊͐̉͛͒̈́̓̇́̅̅̍̒̐̈́̂̈́͒̓͋̚̚̚̕͘͜͝͝ͅ ̵̡̡̧̡̮̦̠͉̲̲͔̩̖̟̲͙͓̤͕̣̥̂̑̉͆̔̂̆̾̄̌̈̅̔̋̋̍̇͐̑̓́̅̐͘͜͠å̶̡̧̡̧̛̞̘͕̳̖̜̻͙͖͓͕͍̪̞̫͈̒̒̐̓̍̄̋̃̽͋̀̃̆̾̄̅̚̕͝ͅľ̵̨̛̻͖̜͇̻̞̮̘̼͙̭̹͎̩͕̯̈̿̈́́͗̏̇̊͋͒̓̽͋͊̽̈͑͘͜͜l̶̛̛͖̙̑̑̍̈̈́̑́͂̈́̀͆͗͆̿̉̀͂́̂́̒͑̿̈̏̌̀̇͊̓̚̚̕̚ ̵̨̢̢̨̧̨̧̛̬̼̝̦̥̪̙̮̱̯̠̻͙̗̟͍̰̭̜̬̜̼͉̠͔̳̜̠͚̭̻̜̰͑̌͛͑͒͊̎̀̂̍̽̄͛͋͑̅̌͌̆͊͋͆̄̐̋͛̓͘͠ͅi̷̡͈̗̙̻̫̯̲̳̻͑̒͌̍̊͗͆̈͂͊́͒́̂̌͌̒̆͌̒̑̒̀̌͋͒͝ţ̸̢͕̘̘͙̜̬̭̝̱̮̻̣̥͚̞͓̦̘͉͙̻̻̟͇̣͈͈̼̘̱̞̩̉̔͛͆̏̀̓̋͂̆̌̀͌̄͒͂̂͊̀̕͜͠͝͝ͅͅs̶̡̢̧̧̛͎̞̟̝͖̫̳̥̯̣͔̟̜͎̘̤͈̯̤̺̭̟͊̒̄̋̿͌̀̍́̓̃́̔̊̀̓̈̂̈́̀́͊̍͐̈́̈́͑̿̐̔̾̒̇̂̆̐̊̒̑͛̂͌͗̀̾̚͜͝ͅ ̷̡̢̫̜͓̪͉̰̯̪̹̣̞̳͛̾̓̋̂͐̎̎̋͒͂͝c̶̨̗̪̯̯͔̰͙͔̬̣̰̩̝̻͚̰̝̳̜̦̤͈̺̖̝̤͍̞̞̫̖̙̝̬̫̝̱͖͕̗͈̲̖͔̈́̔̀̋̒̿́̋͊̅̄̒̆̈͒̋̉̒̚͘͝͠͝͝ǫ̴̧̛͉̜̬̰̰̟͖̘̻̺̱͇̻̙͕͈̱͓̪̗̦̳̘̦͔͕̤͕̲͍̹̱̠͓͑͆̉̒̃̽̿̑̎̈́̍̇͗͊̚͘ͅņ̶̢̡̢̧̧̢̢̧̯̥͖̻̥̹̳̱̻̮̱̩͖̭̥͚̭̖̠̜̒̓̂̇̄̋̍̓̑͌̈́̐̑͐̀̋̌̒̍̎̆̍̉͐͗̎͌͑̈́̓̉̋̔̄́͒̃̂̿͘͘͜͝ţ̸̨̡̢̡̻̥̤̻̺͖͈̺̱͚̗̬̬̘̙̙̘̦̞̹̫͚̥͓̳̦̥̤̠̝͇̠̳͇̫̮͕́̎͌̓̉͑͗͛̈́͐̍̑͋̒͋̃̎̐̌̌͗̃͒́̐͒̀̏̒̃͑̈́̔̈́͌̋̔̾̈́̑͊̑̕͘̕͝ͅe̵̡̛̛̪̞̩͍̲͍̤̥͇̱̮̹͕̜̤̞͔̜̪̙͔̳͆̊̒̍̈́͋̓̓̓̏̓̉͑͑̿̓̏̈́͐̂̒̇͛̏̌̐͗̊͗̓͂̊̈͗͊̒̎̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠ͅn̷̡̨̡͇͕̻̘̘̱̬͖̱̰͕͔̤̩͖͈̬͕̱͙͊̍̌̏̒̅͌͗́̋̾̒̿̈́͌̾̂͊̄̏̿͛̋̽͗͂̾͐̅̂͂̂̉̈̾̿̍͊̓̐̕͜ͅt̷̡̨͉͍͈̬͙̻̬̗̬̫̠͍͇̜̣͔̬̹̤̦̭̩̠̊̒̈́͌̈́͊̓̇̌̅̎̀̆̀̉́̇̀͊͊̋̍̃́̾̎̃́̀͐̒́͘̕̚͜͝ͅs̸̨̨̨͍̦̠̦͇͉̭͙̗̦̜̩͚̤̻̼̦̠̬͖̘͇̪̆̀̃͊̄͗̽̓͂̕͘͝͠͠͝.̸̧̨̢̨̡̧͉̖͎̞͉̫͍̭̥̰͉͇͈͚͚̟̻̤̞͖͙̝͎̣̼̓͜.̸̨̛̛͍͓͕̥̦̰̬͓͓̼̪̱̠̤͇̦͎͎̰̦̀̈́̈́̃͊̂͑̄̅͐́̔́̀̏̌̀̂̈́͌̽̿̏͂̿́̽͛͋͐̓̆̓͘̚͜͝ͅ.̷̢̡͈̞̘̯̩̥̩̗̜̪͎͍̗͙̙̬̺͍̦͙̳̘̥̱͉͇͕̮̬͓̜̠̏̊́̏̅̋́̾̽̈́͗͋́̾͑͌̓͗̏̑̑̾̾̔̏̀͗̈̽̄́̊͐̃̈́̐̉̐͆̄̕̚͘̕̚͝͝ͅͅͅ ̶̡̡̛̛͔͍͉̣͎̞̬̗͇̦͚͇̯̪̲̘͎̪̝̗̖̟̙͈̯̟̦̟̼̮̆̿̌͒̒̓͒̓̋͊̈́̾̉̊̏̀͋͆̐͂̒̇̅͊̍̏̒̽̚͝͝ͅͅs̷̢̢̢̧̨̤̤̞̱̝̥̬͍̬̫̜̣͖̠͕̘̩̼̞̩̼͖̮̰̻̘̰̳̫̈́̂͗̓ͅo̴̢̡͎̬̣̼̺̬͍̮͕̹̤̤͔̦̹͇̲̯͔͛͂́́̂̃͐̾̽̓͊̓̈̃͂̀͊̑͗̉̎͑̅͐̈́̔̓̍̿̓̌̊̍̔̄̉̆͑̓̕̚̚̕̚͜͝͝͠ͅͅm̴̧̢̢̟̲̟͔̱͚̘͔̀̈́̔̽͋̃̈́̊͗͌͆̔͋̆̀́̕̚͝͝é̸̡̨̛̙̰͔̯͎̼̫͈̭̣̞̖̫͇̀͆͑̉̓̂̌͂̀̽̓̓̀̔͆̅̌͌̽̍̋̈́̆̄̽̄̎̂̊̀̀͗̀͐͗̂͘͘̚̚̚͜͝ ̴̨̛̛̼̥̩͔̼͙͓̪̟̗̯̦̙̤̣͔̯̪͇̮͔͖̞̖̤̠̜̮͕͔͓̟̝͒̓̿̀͛͊̀̋̈́̊̒͊̄̏̓͐͋̉̅̓̊̔̽̎̃̽͆̾̈́̀̒̎̋̏̍̍̉̓͋͒̂̆̕͘͝͝ͅͅḑ̸̥̖̖̮̖͍͕̦̘͈̤̪̉̈́́̏̆͊̃̓̀͂̑̀̀̚͝ā̵̡̡̢̢̛̛̺̞̘͖̰̝̱͓̬̗̤̤̤͉̤̞̯͕̺̺̗̯͕͖͎̼̜͍̬̱̙̙̲̲̰̣̞̻̼͉̣̀̏̒̌̾͒̌̓̅̋̈́̿̐͋̏͛͒͊̈̑̅̉̊͘ͅy̶̧̡͖̪̝̖͈̣̭̗͓̝̠̖̲͛̄͊̽̓̉̈́͐͗͋̌̓̒̾̀͌̒̉͗̔͛̍̈̓̌͘̕ ̷̰̞̪̹̠̘͇͉̥͕̥͖̩̺̤͉̘͈̹͓̟̖̺̥̖̫̙̞̤̯͎͂̌̍̓̐̌̾͂̿̆̐͂̓̄̋̏̀̉́̌̄͐́̐͑͂̂͒̍͐̈́̈́̕̕̕̕͜ͅͅͅt̷̨̡̳̪͚͇̣͉̦̮͙̖̦̂̅̕̚h̸̫̱̐̐̅̃͊̑̉̾̌̂͝ę̵̨̢̨̢̛̬͙͔̝̼̯̦͙͈͖̳͍̫͉̙̟̝̹͍̮̩̂̇̌̀́̂̉̌̃̽̅̔͑̇̍͑̄͗͑̀̀͐̎͂̈́͆̍̐͗̉̌̈́͑̀̚͝͝͝͝͠ͅ 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̵̢̡̻̞͖̞͇̪͔̻̲̞̩̖̠̝̼̈́̀͜͝ͅo̴̢̡̧͎͕̲̯̲͎̺̺͙͈̹̺̩̠̱̯̙̭͔̼̖̥̲͚̞̜̙̩͓̮͚̱̫͋̂̆̈́̾͂̏̾̾̇̋͂͑͊͛̓̅͐̌͑͛͛̉̑͘̚͘͘͜͝͠͠p̴̨͙̱̤͗̈́̋̓̌͑͝ͅȩ̴̥̙̰͊͋̀͆̃̂̔̊͌̈́͛̆̐̓̓͂́͂́̈́̽̚̕͝͝͝ṅ̸̢̨̛͚͕͖̙̣̭͖͚̪̟̮̼͙̦̠͔̖̞̯̗͈̘̤̃̎̾͜ͅ ̵̢̖͉̖͇͔̱͚̗̂͋̈́̃̌̊͑͋̒́̎͊̿́̉̍̾͛͋͊̈̎͐̇̌̍͜͝͝ͅų̶̥̪̗͔̙̲̰̳̹̪̱͈̬̙̓̈́̔̔̑̏̈́̓̃͒͘͘͝ͅp̶͍̅̅̓̓͒̂̒͊͆̎̐̏̋͐̌͑̍́̈́̾́̈̍̈̒́̀̉́̀̂̿̽̀̔̚̕̕̚̕̚̕͠͝͝ ̵̜̱̘͇̪͉̻͔̺͈̲͉̾̀̐̕͝s̵̡̡̧̨̢̨̛̮̦̞̦̬̹͍̪͍̞̗̹͇͙̓̀̓͒̉̏̔̓̆̿̿́͂͛̓̕̕ͅȗ̶̢̢̖̱̥̟͚̤̯͓̇͒̿̓̀̕͜ͅç̷̛̜͕̳̝͉͓͈̠̭͑͂͑̏͋̉̀̀͑͐̍̂̽̃̆͒̿̀͊̽̀̽͑͗̈́̈́̈̃̂̂͋̔́͊͂̽̽̑̂̐̾̋͘͝͝

      • ItsMeSpez@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        12 days ago

        None of the other explanations have actually given you the real contraction that the above user is employing phonetically: “I’d’ve” -> “I would have”

            • otp@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              1·
              8 days ago

              I don’t think “of” has anything to do with an accent.

              They’re probably thinking of 've (as in “Would’ve”). That’s not the same as “of”.

              • Triasha@lemmy.worldEnglish
                1·
                8 days ago

                It means “have” would have. It’s pronounced of. “Would of”

                The f can be dropped. Woulda. “I woulda got it done”

    • Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      12 days ago

      People make real friends online. Who they don’t know in person. You’d be telling your child to toughen up and get new friends.

      • Badargel@thelemmy.clubEnglish
        13·
        12 days ago

        Ever had to move when you were a kid? Kids have to make new friends all the time. So do adults. Being forced to make new friends because of your own mistakes is part of life. You talk about it like it’s abuse.