I don’t have that kind of clink.

Nah, there’s no girls in that picture.

Oh my god

This is one creepypasta ass image

Would fuck the hell out of that orange peel.

Source:

This book has the weirdest interpretation of this image (and other advertising images), like isolating little details and positing that they’re supposed to make you think of boobs or vaginas and hypnotize you into buying things.

I’m wearing a catheter for 4 weeks due to surgery, basically anything arouses me by now but there’s nothing I can do about it.

I’m either too far on the autism spectrum or too far on the asexual one. Perhaps at an intersection.

stop it 😳

Is that the guy with the gas pump nozzle up his ass whacking off in the center or my parents getting divorced again?

Yes.