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minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·1 month agoStay away from windows, comrade.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·1 month agoAnd poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
minus-squareSippyCup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoAnd walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoAnd Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
minus-squaredubyakay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoOr get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
minus-squarenorthface@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoOr get dust blown in your face.
minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoDon’t wear underpants
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoUnfortunately, VX also works on your face
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoApply directly to the forehead.
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoOr they can shoot you with a poison dart
minus-squarezr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoOh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoA very minecraft murder method, I like it.
Stay away from windows, comrade.
And poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
And walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
And Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
Or drink tea.
Or touch door handles
Or get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
Or get dust blown in your face.
or open your mail
Don’t wear underpants
Don’t drink anything
Unfortunately, VX also works on your face
Apply directly to the forehead.
Or they can shoot you with a poison dart
Oh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
A very minecraft murder method, I like it.