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PugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Christ, he's ripped

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Christ, he's ripped

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PugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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    It’s more about diet. From what I hear, the dude got a lot of lean protein from fish and carb loaded on bread.

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      Nailed it

    • AshLassay@lemmy.world
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      Doesn’t he share it with 5000 men

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    I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped

    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      Swole Korean Jesus ain’t got time for your shit!

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        Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’

        John 6:53–54

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Look at those cum gutters.

    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      Bukkake-Christ died for your bountiful sins.

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    It’s starts off with a few nails and couple of planks

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    It’s genetics, just look at the father…

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      But he got his mitochondria from his mother. They’re the power house of the cell.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7zUml5q20&t=1

    It was even filmed !

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    “When i started CrossFit it wasn’t necessarily by choice.”

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  • III@lemmy.world
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    Just like nearly every superhero in comics… the secret is being entirely made up.

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    I’m told it’s called a host.

    If so I’d be the parasite

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    Ok… So I probably stared at swole fake JCs ripped chiseled physique just a little too long…

    Nice title btw 😋

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      I’m reminded of Japanese writer Yukio Mishima in Confessions of a Mask talking about having a sexual awakening to a shirtless Catholic depiction of Saint Sebastian

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        Bro seen better days, but he still lookin’ good havin’ a bad one :p

        This was unexpectedly metal AF:

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          Bro looks mildly annoyed he’s an arrow-cushion. “You seeing this Jesus? I’m going to be so late from this.”

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    Crossdead… but, not many signed up for that gym.

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