It’s more about diet. From what I hear, the dude got a lot of lean protein from fish and carb loaded on bread.
Nailed it
Doesn’t he share it with 5000 men
I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped

Swole Korean Jesus ain’t got time for your shit!
Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’
John 6:53–54
Look at those cum gutters.
Bukkake-Christ died for your bountiful sins.
It’s starts off with a few nails and couple of planks
It’s genetics, just look at the father…
But he got his mitochondria from his mother. They’re the power house of the cell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7zUml5q20&t=1
It was even filmed !

Just like nearly every superhero in comics… the secret is being entirely made up.
I’m told it’s called a host.
If so I’d be the parasite
Ok… So I probably stared at swole fake JCs ripped chiseled physique just a little too long…
Nice title btw 😋
I’m reminded of Japanese writer Yukio Mishima in Confessions of a Mask talking about having a sexual awakening to a shirtless Catholic depiction of Saint Sebastian
Bro seen better days, but he still lookin’ good havin’ a bad one :p

This was unexpectedly metal AF:

Bro looks mildly annoyed he’s an arrow-cushion. “You seeing this Jesus? I’m going to be so late from this.”
Crossdead… but, not many signed up for that gym.








