… I must be very old school, out of touch, or just doing my own thing…

Because I would do corduroy pants and a tweed vest with elbow patches, over a hoodie.

But then basically either totally cheap flats for shoes, or basically 1’s boots, but in whatever shade of brown leather works best with the jacket.

… I also now actually have a proper tobacco pipe, haven’t smoked in years, but that seems like it would work with that old kinda getup too.

… Am… I the last living hipster?

I definitely hated all the other hipsters for entirely missing the point, in one way or another, thus, arguably, I am qualified as a hipster.