• d00phy@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Cancer is too good for him. He needs a novel and aggressive flesh-eating bacteria going to work on his digestive system from the inside.

    And incurable ass & mouth cancer.

    And a little Ebola.

    And some HIV.

    Fuck it, throw in some bird flu too.

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      2 days ago

      Has to be covid to top him off so we can count him as a stat of “covid with comorbidities”.

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        2 days ago

        Actually dying from just COVID would be perfect. He needs to die like Steve Jobs did: of a curable affliction and knowing better than all the “experts” around him.