• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Welcome to AOL-Time-Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader-Joe’s… I love you.

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      1 month ago

      Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry.

      You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr.

      Carl’s Jr… “Fuck You, I’m Eating.”