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Something tells me the police investigating this will move at a snail’s pace.
The cops cracked the case once they realized the culprit left behind a trail of evidence.
There was a shootout. Lots of shells laying around.
The crime seemed unsolvable at first, but the trail gradually revealed the culprit.
Sorry, trail was already used.
That’s a pretty slimy technicality.
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What’s the French penalty for snail rustling?
They have to spend the winter in England.
The owners are in shell shock.
