COP30 approves the key deal in this year’s talks, the Global Mutirão - although it does not promise a path on fossil fuel cuts
Fights over fossil fuels and money appear to have deadlocked the climate talks - with some countries saying the deal “falls far short” of addressing crucial challenges
The final meeting of COP30 has now been temporarily suspended after Colombia’s fiery intervention - we’ll keep bringing you updates as they land
Well, we can try again next time. Let’s build another metropolis in the middle of a tropical forest and send thousands of people with airplanes.
Ps: if the new city in the middle of nowhere doesn’t have enough beds because they cutted trees too slowly, it’s ok to rent some cruise ships to host the people. The neat part is that they’re self sufficient, they burn oil to generate electricity