• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 days ago

    The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but… The New York post? If they’re writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.

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        10 days ago

        Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.

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      9 days ago

      No. The NYPost needs a perma-ban on lemmy. The world is shitty enough without high-speed liquid fecolators polluting awareness and discussion of issues.

      Perma ban on Lemmy and in a just world, everywhere.