slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square64linkfedilinkarrow-up1440
arrow-up1440external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square64linkfedilink
minus-squareJaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89·3 months agoHe forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
minus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·3 months agoWhere were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoBut then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoThe only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸