• ThePyroPython@lemmy.worldEnglish
    53·
    6 months ago

    Finish indie dev: You fix car, get drunk, drive car, run over pedestrian, get arrested, serve time, get out, fix car, get drunk, have piss but don’t piss on TV because then you die.

  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    44·
    6 months ago

    Canadian and UK indie developers: It’s a rogue-like zombie apocalypse RPG where you are guaranteed to die, filled with some of the craziest levels of detail seen in a video game. Also, it’s set in the US state of Kentucky, because reasons.

    Swedish indie developers: BLOCKS

      • IvyisAngy@lemmy.worldEnglish
        23·
        6 months ago

        I grew up in Kentucky.

        Yes. Though too easy of a place to escape Zombies. The woods are rough enough to reduce an undead corpse to paste.

        You will die of starvation wandering through endless wilderness though. That’s accurate.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    6 months ago

    Hungarian developer 1: “RTS IN SPACE!!!”

    Hungarian developer 2: “Oh, so you’re telling us 3D real-time physics is impossible? Well, we just made a demo that has 3D real-time physics without knowing that.”

    Hungarian developer 3: “What if I invented a motorbike game, that will be very influential on a lot of flash game developers?”

    Hungarian developer 4: “I did gamer radicalization in the nineties, then I became a far-right blogger, because the only thing people were nostalgic about my games is the cifrakáromkodás, which I left out from Revenge on Army for the sake of a »better« dialogue system.”

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zipEnglish
      1·
      6 months ago

      Could you elaborate a bit cause im hungarian but actually didnt know there was any significant game development there.

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        6 months ago
        1. Imperium Galactica
        2. Terep 2
        3. Action Super Cross/Elastomania
        4. Tamás “Tomcat” Polgár, creator of text adventure series Csöves and Revenge on Series, later far-right blogger.
  • spip@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    6 months ago

    They forgot the abandoned mine. Small American indie game towns gotta have the abandoned mine that will factor into the story later.