Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoWorthless social constructslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1818
arrow-up1818imageWorthless social constructslemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square53linkfedilink
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months ago Also, I want him inside of me. I was unaware of this requirement.
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-22 months agoJust a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
minus-squarekindernacht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoHe would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoReally? I can see why people like Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pitt, but I truly don’t see Nick Offerman. Different strokes I guess…
I was unaware of this requirement.
Just a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
He would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”
Really? I can see why people like Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pitt, but I truly don’t see Nick Offerman. Different strokes I guess…