Your Honor, with all due respect, my client can only be put on trial by a space judge and a jury of her space peers
I thought some of the Apollo astronauts were illegally enriching themselves by selling a service where they would take people’s stuff to the moon in their private gear allowance, and then give it back.
The Apollo 15 crew got in trouble for something like that, postage stamps I think.
Smuggling moon rocks back to Earth to be sold on the black market is also pretty lucrative iirc.
Didn’t someone already commit theft in space?
Yeah, she stole my heart
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There was also the hole drilled in the ISS. AFAIK, nobody was ever held responsible but it was definitely vandalism at least.
Was it ever confirmed to be intentionally drilled? Last I heard, they were still in the “it could have simply been a piece of space dust moving insanely fast” part of the investigation.
Yeah, the area around the hole had marks from the drill bit slipping and it was haphazardly patched and hidden.
smash the patriachy by being the first criminal in space.
Lesbians… Those bitches be (statistically) crazy
Bringing “Be Gay Do Crime” to another level