Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
The rumor mill is running late into the night on BlueSky and apparently Twitter. I haven’t seen anything compelling. But I’m still awake so…