Those little tuxedo-wearing bastards just want to steal your jorb!

Look, obviously Trump’s a moron. But don’t go pretending that corporate leeches wouldn’t route their funds through some penguins for tax avoidance. They would totally do that.

Do you believe all of those tech giants were actually based in Ireland?

Those penguins know what they did

What’s the tariff on something made in international waters?

I feel like this is really just a distraction. When you have a base of 10%, then it gets applied to dumb stuff like this. That should be a given. Let’s focus on the other wild shit that is happening.