Negative wealth? Finally, we can claim to have some form of wealth!

Take a boomer with you to cosign a shit ton of loans. Go to college, get your cancer treated, whatever; then flee the country to a less shitty part of the world. You get a better quality of life, and the debt goes back to the ones that fucked us! Win win!

(normally I can’t stand using the /s, but just in case it needs to actually be said, this is not a serious comment)

Negative wealth! That’s the billionaires boogeyman.

I mean, wasn’t that a major plot point for fight club. Wipe out all the debt records?

It’s ok. Conservatives will make it a capital offense. Problem solved.