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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Utilitarian Choice

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Utilitarian Choice

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Moon@slrpnk.net
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    And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.

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      I know right?? It’s messed up.

  • phorq@lemmy.ml
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    He wouldn’t have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn’t have stopped on its own after hitting the second person

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    Obligatory: https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

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      Well that was a time sink

  • Alcan@lemmy.world
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    Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.

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      You misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.

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        Nah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year’s 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.

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      That extra 6% is worth every life

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    Why don’t they just wiggle out of the way? They’re not tied to anything.

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    The Greater Good

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      Any luck with them swans, then?

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    https://media1.tenor.com/m/dcwAVN47o-UAAAAC/hot-fuzz-greater-good.gif

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