that actually sounds really fun

edit: it exists!

hyena incels: both :(

Adderall (NYC, USA) still

so when we all switching to Internet 2 over ham radio? (i need to get my license)

OHHHHHH now I get it 🤦‍♀️

hello i am a lesbian who enjoys scissoring
it doesn’t look like it does in porn though. the geometry is different

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going, but apparently not enough to know how the fuck we got here to begin with…?

life, uh. finds a way

LMAO

lol which white guy is that

so many of my 100 and 200 level STEM classes were like this in no small part due to the instructors not wanting to teach. they were being forced to teach as part of their employment contract but their main work was research

i resented them for turning their lack of ability to get a position that didn’t require teaching into my problem because they refused to give the slightest effort towards actually explaining the material

doing problems from the textbook on the overhead projector with near-zero explanation is dogshit teaching

i mean, that tracks lol

I had one like that. I de-soldered the beeper lolfuckthat

smdh everyone judging our sandwich choices these days

next they’ll be looking down on me for the sex dungeon stuff

wouldn’t an electric chair be a closer match in meaning? nooses usually symbolize suicide moreso than execution these days

my mom has the vaccine mark! I remember asking her about it as a young kid and that being the first time I ever learned about vaccines. the idea that we “use germs to train our immune systems to fight them” was so cool to me. no wonder I went into biochem when i grew up (courtesy of having parents who didn’t let me die to preventable diseases lol)

I was in fife & drum corps in middle school (nerd alert) and playing Yankee Doodle on fife is so fuckin fun.

normally I’m very disappointed in my country but when I hear Yankee Doodle my brain goes full

we have received a summonses, Precious!

I want LXDE/LXQt to work so badly but I spend more time unbreaking shit than actually using my computer if I try to use them :(

they really did Cyclops dirty bro was just tryna herd sheep