Nobody responding to you understands that this is a joke, which kinda boggles the mind

That cheese is raw though, a cheeseburger goes on the grill

Always remember to use lube

No, slide lube! Slide lube!

Naw if you want adult fantasy, read The Blade Itself. No kids should be reading that

Also the main difference between religion and adult fantasy is that we fantasy readers at least understand that it’s all pretend

You forgot about “AYY IM WALKIN HEAH”