Just give it more time.

I feel like this is a good time for a reminder that Elmo offered a bid for twitter to stop that kid from tracking his jet, Twitter accepted the offer, Elmo tried to jk lol his way out of it, and then was compelled to complete the transaction, during which time he kept trying to squirm and squeeze out of it.

Sanka, ya dead?

Best find a different ATM.

What’s worse is that people actually believe him.

Or, and hear me out here, we’re really trying to not give dipshit the ammo he needs to deploy the military against us. Because when that happens, it’s game over.

That ain’t gonna happen though, they’re only going to keep ramping up the fascism. Might as well innocently troll them.