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I used to play rodents revenge on my dad’s wori computer all the time

I have a baby now and I try really hard to make clear to people that if you’d like to hold her you’re welcome to but it’s also totally fine if you don’t want to. Some people are so excited to, others want nothing to do with it. I get it either way

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Which groin do they talk about

I don’t think that pantry is big enough to store all my sbortion

Im in the US and live literally across the street from my kids school. He starts kindergarten in August and I told some neighborhood parent friends I was going to just let him walk himself to school while I watched from the stoop sipping coffee. A lot of them were mortified and a few thought the school wouldn’t allow him in without me dropping him off. Wtf

I run into 425 Too Early a lot

You sound like an asshole, fyi lol

Ftfy

27.5 if you’re drunk