You still missed one.

If they’re not slowing down and you’ve misjudged it, why don’t you slow down and move back to the right lane?

No, really.

Control over your devices is on the way out regardless of the major manufacturer.

Have you ever eaten a Wendy? Dry as a bone.

https://www.reddit.com/r/iphone/comments/1upwfda/lets_be_real_no_company_beats_apple_in_terms_of/

What’s the word that’s censored?

Sigh unzips

Is that a new club or something?

Seriously, where?

Cheers!

Ok, so how does this work otherwise?

That’s a thic lobster.

I’ll bite; what machine is this?

People - what a bunch of bastards.