No, it just perfectly illustrates how ignorant to the operation of cars most car owners are.

As if every restaurant server in America who’s had to deal with white European tourists trying their damndest to get around our alcohol laws so their kids can have beer or wine with dinner are lying.

Holy shit. Positive karma and everything.

Wait, “girl” singular? Wouldn’t that be more of a gang bang than an orgy?

Is this why I have thousands of hours in Harvest Moon 64?

Could also be racism. Black guys get shaving bumps a lot more than most other races. So, in the military, black guys often are more likely to have a No-shave Chit (medical permission to not shave every day). Racist dudes often get butthurt about that, or at least did when I was in.

He can’t grow a beard, can he?

I’ve already seen this argument in tiktok comments.

Okay, as a mechanic and former AutoZone employee, this is pretty good.

Roll tide

You’d think there’d be a sort of double-jeopardy thing in relation to lethal injections.

Something like the old Western movie trope of how you can’t be hanged twice.

Oddly enough, I don’t know a word of Portuguese, but do know some Spanish. However, I had to read it, read the translation, and then look at it again to figure it out because I’m a bit of an idiot. All I could think was “What kind of drug is Arial 12pt?”.

Can’t be his dad either, as he drives a Plymouth.

Who’s that douche?

Two men with no military experience who haven’t so much as been in a fistfight. Makes sense.

I wonder what cars get circumcised…

There’s no provision for delaying elections for any reason.

Oh, I guess we should have just flipped the “overthrow tyranny” switch.

Think about what you’re saying for fucks sake.

OK he talks about himself in the 3rd person now.

He’s always done that.

The Ayatollah should have just stroked his ego a bit.