I don’t have a shred of empathy for the condemned man. But anyone looking forward to watching an execution is severely fucked in the head.

I’ve seen countless memes about soapy tits during the last few days. But I didn’t once see a single soapy tit.

I’m always insulted by patronizing culture war narratives. I don’t understand why it’s so effective on Americans.

It will absolutely help him in the midterms.

“We’re kicking all the illegals off the ACA that made your healthcare so expensive.”

His voters will believe it

Sounds like an awesome birthday

I’d like to nominate myself as the replacement. I’m pretty sure I’m as qualified as any other Trump appointee and I promise to be just as effective as the last guy.

When the greatest thrasher of all time tells you to be respectful, you’d better fucking listen.

I have no words

I refuse to believe this is real

Just call it… triple D

My middle school history teacher taught us about it back in the early 90s.

He was the type of person who didn’t really give a shit about “approved” curriculum and just gave it to us straight.

There’s a restaurant in a small town in Michigan that I enjoy often. The town is home to five weed shops and not much else.

I drive there from Indiana, so I fully expect to be pulled over at some point.

I don’t even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.

As a Forza addict, I think I’ll be just fine.

I want to kick 2026 right in the balls

The White House just said they plan on revoking 200,000 legal visas.

How could there possibly be common ground?

Congress was intentionally built to require compromise and collaboration. This is necessary for a functioning government.

However, I don’t trust either of the two.

Edit: it seems I did a poor job writing the last sentence of my comment. I am not in favor of this meeting.