The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Protein is the new gluten free.

Genuinely the first thing I thought when he was elected. They’re going to hand this deranged lunatic the codes and he will find any reason to use them just to prove how powerful he is.

And I’ve also been told I was overreacting at every turn, until he did exactly what I said he would do. And then they said I was overreacting about the next thing he ended up doing. “Of course he’s going to give up the presidency if he loses the election, he’s not going to try anything weird or illegal, don’t be ridiculous!”

Yeah, it’s been a very long, exhausting decade.

Imo he has been looking for any excuse to launch a nuclear bomb since he first became president. I don’t even think he cares why, how, or who he ends up using it on, even if it’s his own people. As long as he gets to use his ultimate power as president and press that big button. And as long as he isn’t personally affected he won’t even give it a second thought.

I firmly believe he WILL nuke someone before his term is up if nobody stops him. I firmly believe people have already stopped him before.

It’s honestly shocking how much difference 100kph vs 120kph makes in fuel consumption, even on relatively short distances.

Right. This is almost as much of a problem for him as his lack of golfing skills.

Erika and J.D. sitting in a tree S.N.I.P.I.N.G.

“As a sign of my respect I want to gift you these genuine Limited Edition ACME golf balls that have been in my family for generations.”

Hey! HEY! No singing! Stop that!

Based on what I know about how Trump operates, I’m fully convinced he is just creating an excuse to launch a nuke at someone, either Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, Mexico, Greenland, any country he can. Because that’s the one thing he has just been itching to do his entire presidency. Using the special codes to launch a nuclear bomb to prove to the world and to himself that he really is as powerful as God himself.

I am actually willing to bet that we’re eventually going to learn that he has already tried at least once but someone has (until now) managed to block it.

Someone is going to get nuked if Trump is not stopped.

Oh no, they’ll be too distracted to tell me where Mankrik’s wife is. I’m never going to find her at this rate.