If you’re not going to read the article or have any interest in it, why bother interacting on the subject at all? The fuck are you even talking about then?

Comparing a movie that takes an hour+ to watch to an article that it would take you 5 minutes to read tops to get enough context to not make dumb comments. Yeah, totally comparable.

People like you are why I have to send multiple work emails after I’ve already mentioned all the relevant details in the first message, all because I didn’t put the whole gods damned message in the subject line.

Take a hooked on phonics course if reading is that hard for you.

Hey! THE HEADLINE and THE BODY OF THE ARTICLE are part of the same body of work. If you want all the context, read all of the work.

If they put all the context in the title, the title would just be the article and would need its own summary.