You can never undo the seventh donut, this is your true timeline now.

Don’t be silly, it’s Turtles all the way down, not bulls

I hate corporations as a baseline.

That being said, Spirit was cheap and acceptable to me. The customer service was the same I experienced in the “nicer” airlines because they only start caring about you when you aren’t the low class tickets. Sometimes it was a little entertaining because it felt like “NYC Subway in the sky” in regards to weirdos taking the flights, but nobody cared or judged, maybe I was one of them. You were there because you had to be, and they got you where you needed to go. They were the only airline I used to send my son back and forth to his mom’s for vacations, and it was always straight-forward and simple.

Also the Black on Yellow color scheme is nice.

Like, 4 women. I love those guys.

There’s nothing in the rulebook saying a dog can’t get revenge…

ThiS SumMEr

Air Wick 2: Personal Scent

Awkward sex ed teacher

This is how my dad taught me, and when I pointed out that February wasn’t 30 days he looked at me and asked in an almost furious tone “Are you ever going to forget that February has it’s own thing going on?”

Nope, not anymore dad, I remember it forever.

“4 weeks sober after 10 years of crippling alcoholism” beer.

You said ‘hits different,’ not ‘good hits different.’

Well I was born in the 90’s and they weren’t around then so it tracks.