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cm0002@programming.dev to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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    Is this AI slop? Feels like it

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      There’s something about the style and the colors that makes it reek of AI

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        Gives Studio Ghibli AI vibes.

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    Thanks to THC destroying my ability to REM, I have become Jet Li’s the One.

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      If I’m the one and I’m still this weak it makes me sad to think what the others must have gone through.

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      As a chronic smoker, how much more do I need to smoke, to get to your level?!

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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      You can remember your dreams if you will it.

      No really it sounds like new age bullshit, but if you set intentions before you sleep you’ll subconsciously carry them out.

      These don’t do much but hey I can wake up at whatever time I want without an alarm.

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    “There can be only one…”

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      What’s this from?

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        Jet Li’s “The One”

        He becomes more powerful every time one of his multiverse others die and this is the scene where he proclaims “I WILL BE THE ONE” beforing kicking the asses of a million consecutive people on planet hell.

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    That’s comforting, I’m a lone wolf across the streams of time, battling it out for no other reason than fuck you

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      deleted by creator

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    I REMAIN. I REMAIN… AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST

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    And here I thought at least anotherbversion of me in an alternate reality turned out better than I did.

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    If my dreams are versions of me from another universe, and I planted trees in both real life and a dream, does this mean the trees I planted in the dreams are versions of the trees I planted in real life?

    So in one universe, Lala (my pine) is fighting the grey aliens! And in another, Malena (my lemon tree) is actually a palm tree, with a face carved in wood instead of leaves!

    Wait, I often dream with a neighbourhood that doesn’t exist. (It’s as messy as the city in Uzumaki, except my dream precedes me seeing the anime by a lot of time.) Should it be the alt universe counterpart of some RL neighbourhood? …I feel sorry for whoever lives in that neighbourhood.

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    Given the state of the world in my dreams, that would mean I only exist in the most unhinged of realities. Each dream world always starts in a reasonable place before it became what it is and I’m only ever around for the early stages of collapse or well into the post collapse world.

    Sorry guys, this shitty timeline is my fault.

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    Aren’t there infinite timeliness? Couldn’t you get new branches as versions of you come into being? What about timeliness where the afterlife is real, wouldn’t you dream about heaven?

    I wish the afterlife was real…

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    Well then, that explains something. So what happened to the other me’s?

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