His biggest accomplishment in life is having a last name.
And a name we have turned into legend despite that family being an absolute disaster filled with human scum.
That’s too close to accurate for an RFK hot take.
It’s because the water absorbs gas from the air, especially at warmer temperatures. Since the uncovered cup of water shares space with people - who exhale carbon dioxide - it’s the carbon dioxide, increased acidity, and other absorbed gasses you taste.
Now for the clincher. Exhaled carbon dioxide is breath leaving the body. So, ghosts.
So leave a cup of water overnight on your bedside table and drink it every morning to regain the life-force you breathed away while sleeping. PATENT PENDING!
But I already put pressurised ghosts in my water to make bubbles.
Could I get sauce of original picture
unless your drinking it at 3am
That’s when the night ghosts are all looking for new water
Almost. Kind of more like:
w̴̝̉A̷̘͋t̸̨̊E̴͖̔ŗ̸͝ ̴̞͗l̵͉̍E̷͉͝f̵͙̄T̸̜̅ ̷̰̀i̷͙̿N̷͙̒ ̸̪͠a̸̪̐ ̵̪̑G̷̥̾l̷̜̑A̶̩͠s̵̟̿S̸̡̍ ̵̠̕o̷̙̓Ṽ̶̬e̴̲̕R̸͈̐ṇ̷͠I̸̝̾g̶̹̐H̶̛̪t̷̞̓ ̴͙̍T̶̜̊a̵̳͌S̵̩̈́t̵͊͜E̸͚̐ś̴̤ ̴̡̆B̸͎̌â̷̞D̶̳͐ ̵͕̌b̴̭͗Ë̵̟́c̵̮̆Ä̷́ͅu̵̹̾S̶̝͛e̷͚̓ ̷̠̆I̸̛̯ť̵̙ ̸͙͗G̶͎͐e̵̞̿T̷̬̕s̵̟̍ ̵̱͌H̸̡̉a̴̟͝Ǘ̸̞n̸̖̅Ṭ̷̎ḙ̴̽D̴̡̓
I don’t think he zalgos so much as he SpongeBob alternating cases
I dunno, hearing him talk makes me feel like I’m being cursed.
i mean if you’re statesian too they built our country on an ancient indian burial ground so like maybe this is just a manifestation of that
hey I enjoy leftover water
Mee too! Idk why, but the best water is ice water that’s been left on the counter for 4-12 hours. It’s just more refreshing
Water reacts (slowly) with CO2 in the air and creates carbonic acid. Or something like that.
Mmm stagnant water!
Yeah, if I find my water glass from yesterday in the morning it’s like ooo extra flat water tastes kind of like dust.
I would have assumed he’d want a glass of water to be left out overnight so that the chemicals in them would dissipate.
This coming from a man who likes to swim in known crap infested waters with the family.
that’s a bit insulting. this is more logically sound than most of the shit that comes out of RFK’s mouth.
Yeah he can’t turn this into a eugenics program
