Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
I’d probably guess the Italians
They drink espresso
*they drink espresso based coffees.
The italians invented lattes, cappuccinos, Americanos etc… most espresso based coffee finds its origin in Italy; it’s just instant coffee and whatever it is Starbucks are doing that they tend to scoff at.
An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.
I’d actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
You’ve got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.
Now thats insanity
In the membranity
Edit: moving comment where it belongs.
tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
Tell me you live in your head instead of the real world without telling me. You haven’t, and will never stab someone over some missing lunch. Grow up
If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
