Definitely a Great Shit Post, so dix points , ten points, zehn Punkte from Sweden.
10 points for ole Sveirge… Yet 10 points German???
This is probably the funniest post I’ve seen here since the stupid moth shit took over. Please, where are the remaining 16 lists of objective facts?
You get to pay $50 at the theater, thus forcing you to work more hours to pay for it, boosting the economy!
And then all the american directors go to some film festival in Butlick, Croatia. Where they fawn over the movie ‘Jeg Spiser Pis’.
I think Eurovision Song Contest should have like a sister competition called the Eurovision Film Contest, where each country produces one film and enters it into the contest for people to vote on.
Why would anyone want 30 movies about incest and matricide starring rat-faced euros???
They need a Murica Fuck Yeah film competition, 50 different movies with big explosions starring roided out dudes and busty blonde chicks. Now that’s cinema!
This is a shit post