• papalonian@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    This is probably the funniest post I’ve seen here since the stupid moth shit took over. Please, where are the remaining 16 lists of objective facts?

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      23 days ago

      You get to pay $50 at the theater, thus forcing you to work more hours to pay for it, boosting the economy!

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    23 days ago

    And then all the american directors go to some film festival in Butlick, Croatia. Where they fawn over the movie ‘Jeg Spiser Pis’.

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    22 days ago

    I think Eurovision Song Contest should have like a sister competition called the Eurovision Film Contest, where each country produces one film and enters it into the contest for people to vote on.

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      22 days ago

      Why would anyone want 30 movies about incest and matricide starring rat-faced euros???

      They need a Murica Fuck Yeah film competition, 50 different movies with big explosions starring roided out dudes and busty blonde chicks. Now that’s cinema!